- (via no6frahnocry)
if I ever fall into a coma someone please come secretly tweeze my eyebrows so I can make all the nurses hella jealous of my unconscious eyebrow game.
she likes carrying around random rags for no reason
isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?
I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie
me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.
I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is
Excellent gif use