- Ralph Waldo Emerson (via moaka)
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
- Hilary Rodham Clinton, Living History (via quotethat)
"bear with me" you say. we both turn into bears and escape into the woods
Me (via occupyluxury)
i mean it does not get much simpler than this.
date idea: feed me grapes and fan me with giant leaves while I sit on a couch in a toga